> A middle age woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday.
> She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.
>
> On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
> Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking,
> but how old do you think I am?"
> "About 32," was the reply.
> "I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.
>
> A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
> the very same question.
> She replies, "I guess about 29."
> The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."
>
> Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
> on her way down the street.She goes up to the counter to get some mints
>
> and asks the clerk this burning question.
> The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
> Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."
>
> While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same
> question.
> He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I
> was
> young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very
> forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
> Then
> I can tell you exactly how old you are."
> They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best
> of her.
>
> She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
> He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and
> begins
> to feel around very slowly and carefully.
>
> After a couple of minutes of this, she said, "Okay, okay,... how old am
> I?"
>
> He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes his hands and
> says,
> "Madam, you are exactly 47 years old."
> Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredibl! e,... ho w did
> you know?"
> The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
> "No", she said.
> So he replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
> She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.
>
> On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
> Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking,
> but how old do you think I am?"
> "About 32," was the reply.
> "I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.
>
> A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
> the very same question.
> She replies, "I guess about 29."
> The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."
>
> Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
> on her way down the street.She goes up to the counter to get some mints
>
> and asks the clerk this burning question.
> The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
> Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."
>
> While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same
> question.
> He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I
> was
> young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very
> forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
> Then
> I can tell you exactly how old you are."
> They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best
> of her.
>
> She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
> He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and
> begins
> to feel around very slowly and carefully.
>
> After a couple of minutes of this, she said, "Okay, okay,... how old am
> I?"
>
> He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes his hands and
> says,
> "Madam, you are exactly 47 years old."
> Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredibl! e,... ho w did
> you know?"
> The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
> "No", she said.
> So he replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."