How to choose a bride, Malaysian style
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has
not shown the slightest indication of getting married.So
one day she called him over to her house. The son came home
from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother
had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose
as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.
He immediately commented that: 'Aiyaa... mother, they
always say.... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON.....'
The second nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also
rejected. Reason being: 'Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa...,
secretary always fond of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN....'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher.
The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? The
earlier two were a lot more better looking!'
He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, very
good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done
10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!'
Now come the small naughty hero. Her youngest son (10 years old),
was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room.
Suddenly, he shouted 'Brother.... female mini bus conductor much
better laa.... they always say...'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...
MASUK, MASUK.... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...
DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG.... BELAKANG LAGI,
BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!...........'
The mother fainted....pensan
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has
not shown the slightest indication of getting married.So
one day she called him over to her house. The son came home
from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother
had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose
as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.
He immediately commented that: 'Aiyaa... mother, they
always say.... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON.....'
The second nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also
rejected. Reason being: 'Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa...,
secretary always fond of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN....'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher.
The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? The
earlier two were a lot more better looking!'
He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, very
good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done
10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!'
Now come the small naughty hero. Her youngest son (10 years old),
was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room.
Suddenly, he shouted 'Brother.... female mini bus conductor much
better laa.... they always say...'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...
MASUK, MASUK.... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...
DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG.... BELAKANG LAGI,
BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!...........'
The mother fainted....pensan